Q: How do you know an Indian politician is serious about democracy?

A: He nominates his son to succeed him.

Q: How many Indian Politicians do you need to screw a light bulb?

A: Only one. The moment an Indian Politician touches something, it is screwed

Q: What do you call an Indian Politician who steals all the flood relief food grain consignment, leaving only the gunny bags for the victims to use as roofing material?

A: Generous

Q: What do you call an Indian Politician who spends three hours alone in a room with a young female assistant, and doesn't touch her?

A: Gay