Laloo watching football
Laloo watching football
Laloo to his PA :Why the players are kicking the football ?
PA : Goal karne ke liye .
Laloo : Sasura ball to pahile se hi goal hai aur kitna goal karenge ?
Don't challenge an Indian...
Conversation between Baboo & his son.
Baboo: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Baboo: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Baboo approaches Bill Gates.
Baboo: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Baboo: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Baboo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Top Ten Reasons why there won't be an Indian US President Anytime Soon
10. White House not big enough for in-laws
9. Engineering, medicine, law and motels always preferred over politics.
8. Agarbattis will set off smoke alarms
7. Can't find decent masala dhosa inside the beltway
6. Secret service can't handle nagging from mother
5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by eating with hands at state dinners
4. No chance for promotion
3. Chewing pan masala not considered politically correct
2. Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in
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wat the..............wat a joke man ...............
hilarious and majedar jokes.
really good jokes
really good jokes
goodjoke and intellectual too
good jokes
hahahaha :) very funny
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